February 9, 2010

Thank you: Door Slammers

Dearest Door Slammer,

I would like to thank you:

For holding the door long enough for your family of seven to get safely inside and then shutting it just inches from my face. After all, I need to learn to be independent and do things for myself. Without people like you I would become somewhat reliant on others' acts of kindness and be repeatedly disappointed. Thanks for the wake-up call!

Sincerely,

Flat-face in Rhode Island

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